Browsing the details of my future abode, I decided to look further afield. Being a
crow duck, I am not put off by a bit of a distance, so I started to look at places I’d not read about yet. I came across a pleasant sounding Qualicum Beach but, on further investigation, found that its absolutely FULL OF OLD PEOPLE!! I know, right?! Ha. Now, I am an old duck, I have nothing against old people but I obviously timed my Vancouver investigations perfectly as…
You’ve guessed it – it’s Canadian census time! Apparently, in Qualicum Beach, there are more than twice as many people over 80 as there are kids 14 and under (Vancouver Sun). This could actually be a great thing…looking at the pictures, the place looks beautiful – well-kept grass verges, litter free, no grisly youths hanging on street corners, lots of golf…and actually if I had to pick somewhere to grow old
er, it would likely be there! The clincher for me is this phrase from the town website – “some of the best bird-watching opportunities in North America”. I’m SOLD…as long as they are not using ‘birds’ to mean women over 80…!
I went to Tesco yesterday to get some new Aloe Vera lipbalm to protect my beak from all this sun. The cashier asked me whether I was paying by cash or cheque…I told her to put it on my bill…
My name is Duck. People also call me ‘stuffed animal’, ‘Frankenstein’ and ‘what the hell is that thing?!’. I live with Kate and Chris and we are currently preparing to make a big move to Vancouver. They’ve sold it to me on the basis that I can hook up with some Canada geese (the bad boys of the bird world!), as I am getting a bit old for big trips now – I’m 25
which is 232 in duck years so I get a bit tired!
Kate and Chris have been going on and on about this trip and they’ve even made a list of all the places they want to see (pretty sad if you ask me!). I have looked over it, though, and decided to include it, as I am sure we’ll be seeing a lot of it in the future months:
1. Vancouver island and Victoria
2. Rocky mountain trip – Banff, Jasper, etc!!
4. Whistler (and sea to sky highway)
5. Whale watching
Local things to see/do:
1. Granville island
2. Lynn Canyon
3. Grouse mountain (annual y2play ski pass already purchased!!)
– learn to ski (ever seen a duck on skis?!)
– go zip lining (bit like flying!)
– eye of the wind tour
4. Stanley park – remember how to cycle!! (or sit in a basket at the front of a bike)
5. Jericho beach
6. Deep Cove
7. North Shore
8. The Aquarium
9. Science Museum
10.Sea plane trip
My main concern is the massive bed bug problem, but I’ve been assured by Kate (with help from http://www.bedbugregistry.com/ – yes there is a real site for bed bugs to register on!!) that Kitsilano might be a safe place for me to spread my wings (inside, obviously). I’ll be updating a bit before we go with some other useful stuff that I pick up whilst looking over Kate’s shoulder. It’s gonna be a big adventure for an old bird with one leg!